Happy Halloween!

Since I’m sure my blog is many people’s first stop for events information, we’re going to the Egyptian tonight to see Santa Sangre, Pieces and um, I don’t know if we’ll stay late enough for anything else. Burial Ground is playing last. Roky Erickson is also playing tonight and there are movies at the New [...]

The Pick-Up Douche 2

When The Pick-Up Artist 2 first came on, Dave and I groaned, “oh, God…yuck” but we were soon riveted by the show’s ragtag assortment of nerds desperate to learn how to talk to girls. And the show amuses from the get-go: As soon as the camera zooms in on Mystery’s big furry hat, eyeliner and [...]

Skank School

Welp, while I await the flood of sell sheets and screeners that are supposed to be seeping into my office like raw sewage soon, why don’t I try to capture the latest and greatest in reality tv programming for my beloved readers?
If you have a life, you might have missed the premiere episode of Charm [...]

Bawston and some other stuff

So the word coming down is that Obama won the debate — YEAH! Oh, dare I get my hopes up before another election that ends in crushing disappointment? Arriana Huffington writes of a rather hysterical McCain campaign assertion that likens McCain to Schwarzenegger (you know, the actor) in T2: “Come with me if you want [...]

Behind the Reality

Mercy, it has been a spell, eh? Well, dry your tears, cause here I am, tired as shit but ready to shirk work for the sake of the blog-diggity.
I’ve never had a moment’s regret leaving the career-killing world of porn, but I still find myself living the much more amusing life vicariously through friends [...]