Amazing job opportunity! I found this gem
in the “tv and radio” jobs section of craigslist.org:
*** Healthy Maid $50 an hour *** (Malibu)
Reply to: job-2j9am-1076127925@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-15, 11:25AM PDT
I want a healthy maid $50 per hour guaranty $2500 per month, place of work Malibu beach house, Must have no criminal records [...]
Entries from March 2009
March 17, 2009
Cleaning for the Crazy
March 17, 2009
On buses and stools
Here’s my Beavis and Butthead review of the Stool Academy reunion (aside from the “whereas”): Whereas the Rock of Love 2 reunion sucked, the Stool Academy reunion ruled.
Or it ruled until it got embarassingly Springer, just like the finale: Think lie-detector tests, supposedly random women arriving to announce that they were pregnant after a romantic [...]
March 13, 2009
Thank God for AA
A very stool-y wedding
Well, seemingly in an effort to increase my shame for liking this show, Stool Academy ended its first season with an embarassing Springerlike wedding. Oof. Dave had delivered this impassioned monologue explaining why Matsuflex would win the grand stool prize. And that guy was surely motivated, my god. Dollar signs gleamed in [...]
March 4, 2009
Craptasmagoria
Reviews! Late-night reviewz…with a “z,” they’re so stupid!
Three minutes of the Adam Samberg movie Hot Rod
Oh my god, what an unfunny piece of crap. And there are actors in it I recognized from other movies that were actually funny. And was that Isla Fisher in the “romance” scene who says she wants to join Samberg’s [...]
