The world is batshit crazy.

A 10-minute standing ovation at Cannes, for this?? And awards, really??
I guess I’m going to go out on a limb and be the only person on Earth to say that Jonathan Caouette’s 2004 documentary Tarnation is like watching someone masturbate for 90 minutes. The gay son of a small-town Texas woman suffering from schizophrenia [...]

Friday Offensive

Greetings, jerkoffs! Happy Friday. God, I don’t miss hearing that, being unemployed…but anyhoo, I wanted to report that Dave bought me the rad new Ivan Brunetti book,
Ho! The Morally Questionable Cartoons of Ivan Brunetti. If you’re not familiar with this awesome self-loathing, suicidal misanthrope, Publishers Weekly called this collection of one-panel gags a “festival [...]

No One Does It Like You

Ain’t that the truth. It’s also a song by some band called Department of Eagles. I’ve been trolling the internet endlessly for artsy fartsy people and events that I can write freelance crap about. I’ve seen enough whimsical green and brown stationery with little birds on it to last me the rest of my life, [...]

Dump the Zero, Eat a Hero

Please indulge me because I’m going to get really girly and briefly complain about skinny rich people. I caught some of a rerun of Real Housewives of New York City the other night and it was the one where that dark-haired bitch is posing for her cover shoot for some high-society rag, and the stylist [...]