Cleaning for the Crazy

Amazing job opportunity! I found this gem
in the “tv and radio” jobs section of craigslist.org:

*** Healthy Maid $50 an hour *** (Malibu)
Reply to: job-2j9am-1076127925@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-15, 11:25AM PDT

I want a healthy maid $50 per hour guaranty $2500 per month, place of work Malibu beach house, Must have no criminal records or Tattoos on your face. Send in resume and full body photos .Contact:Karim 23852 pch #720 malibu,ca.90265 call after you send your resume and photos 310-488-0403 / No experience required.No smoking and no Drinking, Must have a car and have good manners. (Must bring a letter from your doctor that you are healthy)

* Location: Malibu
* Compensation: $50 per hour

Check it out! Karim needs help! His brain be dirty, maybe it need to git wash!

Face tattoos seem like an odd concern, but Karim is clearly an odd guy. Perhaps he has been watching too much Ray J.

All I need is a letter from my doctor and some hot myspace pic action and I bet I’ll be in! I wonder if he just wants to masturbate while he watches this person clean or if the plan is to hang the maid by some hooks while he stabs her or flogs her with raw chickens or something. Who knows!? Life is an adventure!